pizzaforpresident:

is it just me

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or does this dog look like leonardo dicaprio

(via lohanthony)

faintlyfreckled:

little-howie-lovecraft:

awkwardrabbit:

Idk why I laughed but omg

SOMEDAY WHEN I AM A FATHER

say lightly fried fish fillets one more time dad

(via yelled)

swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

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And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

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I MEAN

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IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

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ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

(via yourfoxygrandma)

  • me: -bounces leg-
  • classmate: did you know when you bounce your leg like that, it means your anxious or something
  • me: yeah?
  • classmate: you're like always boucing your leg
  • me: im literally always anxious

bioshockalacka:

"Only on [system I don’t have]!"

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(via thefuuuucomics)

shisnojon:

[Sweats nervously]

(via forgave)

acrocalypse:

dream date:

take me to the mall

give me $2000 

leave

(Source: clivas, via crunchier)

katara:

i just want to be touched really hard

like by a car

hit me with a car 

(via j-sh)

things every highschooler should know

slangwang:

  • slut shaming doesnt make you cool
  • literally no one cares if you smoke weed every day
  • literally no one
  • do not be afraid to make eye contact with people in the hallway
  • thank the people who serve you lunch
  • say hello to the janitors
  • appreciate your parents
  • establish good friendships with teachers who care the most
  • it wont make you a teacher’s pet so stfu
  • stop spending so much time on the computer if you want better grades and more sleep

(via say-anything-is-a-real-girl)